i don't always pounce on your head but when i do it's when you're watching a scary movie in the dark.
I DON'T ALWASYS DRINK DOS EQUIS, BUT WHEN I DO, I GET SUED BY ITS AD AGENCY.
I don't always self-medicate, but when I do, it makes me vibrate.
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