What?

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What? You said not to bite the hand that feeds you. I heard no mention of the toes.

Mary's Gonna Be So Surprised!

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WE'VE SECRETLY REPLACED ONE OF MARY'S ONION BULBS WITH A SHAVED CAT. LET'S SEE WHAT HAPPENS

He woulda preferred "yield"

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So I says to this purty thing, "Hey, baby, what's your sign?" And she says, "Stop."