He woulda preferred "yield"

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So I says to this purty thing, "Hey, baby, what's your sign?" And she says, "Stop."

Wut?

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Wut? It's not lyke I'm gonna get CAT HAIR in your food or sumthing.

Mother's Little Helper

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I"m old 'nuff to help in th' kitchen... ...so, what needs t' be tasted an' knocked over?