WHAT THE HELL DOES "NO" MEAN?

ai haz neber herd dat werd b4.

What? It gives me comfort & support

datz eksaktlee wut all kittehz need!

WTF happened to the front of our house?

What? Iz busy becomin' an antique

What? Oh, that. I dunno.

Wots ya problem? Iz doin a Husband Impersonaton

ul nevr gess wut hapnd