U gonna karve him?? Teh Grate Punkin gonna sue u for damajing wun ob hiz minionz.
If yu find this vidyo, run! In teh name uv Ceiling Cat, run!
Abandon all hope, ye who enter here If you have already abandoned all hope, please disregard this notice.
There's a bear behind us. There's a bear behind us. There's a bear behind us. OMG! Move your butt. THERE'S A BEAR BEHIND US!
Pheewww! Might not want to go in there for a while...
WARNING: Do not try this at home. Go to your friend's house and do it there.
I'm going to sleep directly on your face tonight