Call the vet. It's been more than four hours.

The Mythbusters were right. I shouldn't have tried that at home.

today not mess wif me day

Maru-cius says: Man who touches kittehs box gets face of smelly bum while sleeping

Oh squirrel you taunt me so. But I will have you. One day.

U gonna karve him?? Teh Grate Punkin gonna sue u for damajing wun ob hiz minionz.

If yu find this vidyo, run! In teh name uv Ceiling Cat, run!