I'm warning you... ...You might want to stay out for six hours. Maybe seven.
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Call the vet. It's been more than four hours.
The Mythbusters were right. I shouldn't have tried that at home.
today not mess wif me day
Maru-cius says: Man who touches kittehs box gets face of smelly bum while sleeping
Oh squirrel you taunt me so. But I will have you. One day.
U gonna karve him?? Teh Grate Punkin gonna sue u for damajing wun ob hiz minionz.
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