Should I have scrambled eggs now or wait until the main course comes back?
THE MIGHTY HUNTER LIES IN WAIT FOR ITS FAVORITE PREY UNSUSPECTING, DEFENSELESS TOES
my nommy has a first name its p-o-n-i-e wait
No! You have to wait for me to open it!
I won't always shed on your black skirt. But when I do, I... Oh, wait... yes I will.
SAVE YOURSELVES! NO COME BACK YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SAY DON'T BE STUPID AND PICK ME UP HEROICLY. COME BAAACCKKK.
THE WORLD'S TRAGEDIES WEIGH HEAVILY ON MY HEAD. WAIT. OTHER WAY AROUND.
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