Well, hello there, Mr. burglar. For your information: I have a loaded cat and I'm not afraid to use it.
The highest and best use of the English Language when in an argument is to shut up and look at them funny.
This is not a terribly productive use of anyone's time!! Ya know?!?
ex'uze me, i kould use a jump start
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