WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE HAM?
Your tail is goin a mile a minute girl! You need to learn how to control your emotions! Are you blind? Our bowls are empty!
"I'm counting backwards from 10. But I'm so pissed right now I can tell I'm gonna need negative numbers."
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U recorded over my Dancing w/ the Stars! What the hell is wrong with you human!
Next time, YOU walk the bloody dog.
Notice how people start yawning, whenever you speak? You do realize, it's NOT because they're tired, right?
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