*CHILLAX, GURLFREN!*

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*CHILLAX, GURLFREN!*
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Your tail is goin a mile a minute girl! You need to learn how to control your emotions! Are you blind? Our bowls are empty!

"I'm counting backwards

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"I'm counting backwards
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"I'm counting backwards from 10. But I'm so pissed right now I can tell I'm gonna need negative numbers."

*NO, THAT'S NOT WHY YOUR GUESTS LEFT EARLY.*

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*NO, THAT'S NOT WHY YOUR GUESTS LEFT EARLY.*
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Notice how people start yawning, whenever you speak? You do realize, it's NOT because they're tired, right?