I gave my bunny Murphy a carrot chew toy when he was a couple months old, but he just wanted the real thing!
Spaceballs? That's not the Netflix I ordered!
This is why I dry hump the legs of everyone who comes over 2 visit U
dis face is becuse you fed mei dat new kibble
next tiem, gimme da gud stuff!
"Spay day," you said. "Fun and relaxing," you said. You suck.