Mean ole hobbitses burned my fish!

today not mess wif me day

To be honist, I'z thinkin uv droppping a howse on yu.

Mai EBIL! Yu maeks it smell lieks STRAWBERRIEZ!

I AM NOT A PEA, AND YOU MOST ASSUREDLY ARE NO PRINCESS

"Spay day," you said. "Fun and relaxing," you said. You suck.