Mean ole hobbitses burned my fish!
today not mess wif me day
To be honist, I'z thinkin uv droppping a howse on yu.
Mai EBIL! Yu maeks it smell lieks STRAWBERRIEZ!
I AM NOT A PEA, AND YOU MOST ASSUREDLY ARE NO PRINCESS
"Spay day," you said. "Fun and relaxing," you said. You suck.