THOUGH BEENY'S INTEREST IN SCIENCE WAS COMMENDABLE, SOME OF HIS EXPERIMENTS WERE ILL-ADVISED.
Cyoot puppehs and funneh goggies: I Has a Hotdog has 'em all!
O geez, I hopes Mom didn't frow away da instructions for dese fings. Dey aint' quahoperatin.
I THOUGHT YOU WERE NEVER EVER EVER EVER COMING HOME EVER SO I PANICKED
Nothing was going to get in the way of Gladys' special day.
Do you know...the Muffin Man?
ai haz his address rite heer...
But ai iz stillz yur li'l punkin, rite?
ob korse! but wun dai u mite nawt want meh 2 say dat...
ai fink mai eggz iz a iddul obercooked!