You get two hours of fun with the bottles. I get two hours of fun with the box. Tomorrow we'll both puke on the carpet. It's a win-win.
There are only two things in life that are certain. Guess which one I am.
"Hold my balloon," he said. "I'll be back soon," he said. Well it's been two minutes already and I'm bored.
I know it's been two years but I still miss 'em.
Two-bedroom flat. We haz wun.
Basement Cat is here to steal your soul. And your last two Tupperware lids that still actually fit.
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