You get two hours

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You get two hours of fun with the bottles. I get two hours of fun with the box. Tomorrow we'll both puke on the carpet. It's a win-win.

Death and Taxes

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There are only two things in life that are certain. Guess which one I am.

Two minutes is too long

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"Hold my balloon," he said. "I'll be back soon," he said. Well it's been two minutes already and I'm bored.

Basement Cat

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Basement Cat is here to steal your soul. And your last two Tupperware lids that still actually fit.

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