Could I have a tummy rub?
Weadin' or wubbin'? Goze ahead... choose.
dis one shud be eesy for u
Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!
Ai promiss ai won't do enneething to ya.
A TUMMY RUB & A BOTTLE OF WINE
Yes... I'd say I'm nice and relaxed now...