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Tumblr: a magical website with the bizarre, the hilarious and the unexpected. Think you've seen it all? Think again. The best one-liners, random threads and weird thoughts are yet to be discovered. 

animal tumblr posts | thumbnail includes one tumblr post 'Rectangle - foxnewsofficial: there was a lizard in the shower so i said hello to it and the person showering next to me was like "hi??" i wasn't sure whether to carry on the conversation or be like sorry i was talking to a lizard'

Tumblr Animal Posts Of Hilarity And Relatability

Tumblr animal goodness.
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collection of Christmas themed animal tumblr posts | thumbnail includes one tumblr post 'Font - 2ndplacewins In class we were talking about how cats teach themselves to hunt around their collar bells, and this dude followed that up with "well you know how Santa has those reindeer covered in those bells, right?" and what he going for was "the bells on cat collars are the same that reindeer are pictured wearing" But what *I* heard was "Santa's Reindeer are predator'

23 Festive Animal Tumblr Posts: Bringing On The 2021 Christmas Cheer

Merry Christmas - animal tumblr style!
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animal tumblr posts | thumbnail includes one tumblr post 'Font - never-let-it-die: Things Not to Ask Vets: "How many people have you killed?" "Why couldn't you get into college?" "What's it like living with PTSD?" Things to Ask Vets "Want to go grab a beer?" For one long and terrifying second I thought this meant veterinarians'

Tumblr Animal Posts Of Hilarity And Ridiculousness

Tumblr animal goodness.
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tumblr thread about a stingray covering a diver in the ocean | thumbnail includes a picture of a diver covered by a stingray 'Photograph - This helpful stingray offered itself up as a tent for a diver who decided to have a lie down on the seabed at Grand Cayman. (x)'

Tumblr Thread: Stingray Covers Diver Like A Blanket

There are perks to being a marine biologist
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tumblr thread about the roundest bird | thumbnail includes two pictures of the Bearded Reedling and a tumblr post 'pogaytosalad Follow I looked up "roundest bird" and i dont know what i expected but im crying. Look at it. Its called a bearded reedling'

Tumblr Thread: Discovering The Extremely Round Bearded Reedling

So round so birb very orb
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tumblr thread about a cat who saved a baby from freezing thumbnail includes two pictures including one of a baby and one of a cat in a box 'This baby boy was found with a bag containing baby food and diapers on a cold winter night in Obninsk, Russia. Masha the cat, saved the baby's life by curling around him and shielding him from below freezing temperatures.'

Tumblr Thread: Cat Saves Freezing Baby, Curling Up Around It And Screaming For Help

An unlikely hero <3
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animal tumblr posts | thumbnail includes two pictures of tiny cats in huge spaces and one tumblr post 'Property - gertrudisnacht Follow I love pics of tiny cats where the pic is taken a bit further away to put into perspective how ridiculously tiny the cat is like'

Tumblr Animal Posts Of Hilarity And Awwdorableness

Tumblr animal goodness.
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tumblr thread about a snake who's afraid of staplers | thumbnail includes a picture of a snake in front of a stapler 'Font - kaijutegu Follow The ongoing saga of Harker and the stapler My ball python, Harker, is really scared of this one stapler.'

Tumblr Thread: The Saga Of The Snake Who's Afraid Of Staplers

Wholesome and amusing.
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tumblr thread about the difference between rabbits and hares | thumbnail includes a picture of a hare and a part of a tumblr thread 'Rabbit - ratcoded Follow if you don't know the difference between a hare and a rabbit you've never gazed into the cold wild eyes of a hare and known that if it could speak it would speak backwards' 'gallusrostromegalus Follow Jack Rabbits are North American Hares and they're the WORST to encounter at night becuase'

Tumblr Thread: The Crucial Difference Between Rabbits And Hares

Mistaking the two would be a huge mistake.
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informative tumblr thread about rabbits thumbnail includes two pictures of a rabbit one with the rabbit standing up and the other with the rabbit flopped over onto its side 'Ok, this post is to inform people about pet rabbits. Now some bunny moms and dads may know this information but when I first got my rabbit I didn't know all these things and I needed to.'

Tumblr Thread: Rabbit Owner Gives Informative Advice To Anyone Wanting To Get A Rabbit

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animal tumblr posts | thumbnail includes one tumblr post 'Font - surprisedentistry "i can leave the door open while i'm cleaning my bathroom," i reasoned to myself. "surely my beloved cat, Meatball, isn't dumb enough to try and jump into an open toilet full of Clorox" surprisedentistry i caught this tiny-little fool MID-FUCKING-AIR. i watched him start leaping and time literally slowed down. and then he had the audacity, the NERVE, to beep indignantly at me for ruining'

Tumblr Animal Posts Of Hilarity And More Hilarity

Tumblr animal goodness.
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tumblr thread about sheep having long tails and pigs being scary | thumbnail includes two pictures of sheep with long tails and one tumblr post 'Dog breed - ratcoded Follow who else is in the "didn't realize sheep have long tails until i was like 20" club dimetrodone Follow'

Tumblr Thread: Sheep Have Long Tails And Pigs Are Hella Scary

This whole thread escalated so quickly.
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tumblr thread about a story about a tiny dragon and a gold coin | thumbnail includes part of a tumblr thread 'Font - writing-prompt-s Follow The world's tiniest dragon must defend his hoard, a single gold coin, from those who would steal it. mildswearingat4am Follow Suggestion: The dragon's definition of "steal" is somewhat loose. It still allows the coin to be used and bartered and change hands-but on one condition: the dragon must be with it at all times'

Tumblr Thread: Prompt About The World's Tiniest Dragon And Its Gold Coin

Adorable illustrations included.
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tumblr thread about large men being scared of and enamored by small animals thumbnail includes a screenshot of the thread 'Text - So this huge scary man with a full beard approaches me like "hey can my buddy and I pet your dog? He gets nervous around dogs but your's is so small I think it's a good place to start." i say yes so he picks him up and puts him on man number two's lap and man number two is abt to freak out and his friend straight up just goes "hey man, it's okay just relax l'd never '

Tumblr Thread: Large Scary Men Scared Of Teeny-Weeny Animals

Overcoming their fears of tiny widdle animals
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animal tumblr posts | thumbnail includes one tumblr post 'Font - dreamlogic RIP RIP RIP i can never interact with my neighbor again holy fuck i was outside w/ my cat just now. and he went behind a shrub for a bit, and me not realizing my neighbor was on the other side of that same shrub, poked my head round and said way louder than necessary, "my SCRUMPTIOUS darling boy, what ever are you doing over there??" and this 40-something man i very rarely speak to handled it w/ remarkable'

Tumblr Animal Posts Of Hilarity And Peculiarity

Tumblr animal goodness.
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tumblr thread about horses having not enough toes | thumbnail includes one tumblr ask 'Rectangle - anonymous asked I recall at least one of you guys having worked with livestock animals. Why are cows so damn indestructible while horses keel over and die if mercury is in retrograde or a dog barked in Kazakhstan?' 'ask-a-vetblr Follow gettingvetted here. Let me tell you a story about how livestock animals work.'

Tumblr Thread: Horses Don't Have Enough Toes

...and that's both good and bad.
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