The Mythbusters were right. I shouldn't have tried that at home.
okaiz. We can be fwiendz... if yu dont twwy anythin stoopid.
Don't try to stop me 'cause I am on a roll.
Try guestroom, hoomin
Nope. Tooth still not ready. Close door and try again tomorrow
Dere, dere. Not eberyone can beat teh hare on furst try.
If simple meows aren't sufficient to get your bowlfilled in the morning, there ARE other measures to try.