long story short your out of toilet paper
Ah, quit your screaming. I washed my paws in the toilet bowl after I used the litterbox.
No time to explain! Just get in!
OH HELL NO!!! I Know What Rubber Gloves and Running Bath Water Means!
Why?...um...'cause ur byootiful enuff u dun need all dis?
You're going to have to put a new roll on there sometime... and when you do, I'll be waiting!
If you'd just bury your poop like a normal person, I wouldn't be fixing your litterbox every week...
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