Where will you be when your laxative kicks in?

"When the joker who took my gavel gives it back--THAT'S when the meeting is adjourned, Marjorie!"

Give a man a fish, Cats will pester him for a day. Teach a man to fish, Cats will plague him for a lifetime.

Leaving a paper trail is hard work. Time for a nap.

This is not a terribly productive use of anyone's time!! Ya know?!?

I haz set teh clock tu pounce on us at 6am