"Stop being so dramatic son! We ate lunch an hour ago, so no you are not going to starve. Stop whining and go play with your friends - mommy needs some quiet time..."
Listen to your mama Tiger cub! She knows best. If she thinks you're too young to be on the front page, well then... this'll be our little secret.
The furniture put up a good fight, but clean living prevailed!
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