please don't make me wear that collar with the little bell again. i feel much more civilized like this.
Peepol taek me srsly wen I waer dis!
Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!
i haz a prozelitizin
haz u herd bowt cheezus?
This means war....
iz dat we iz callin werk nowadayz?
Note to self: during job interview "drawing blood from unsuspecting laps" is not a good "greatest strength" answer
Rules of Failure: If at first you don't succeed,destroy all evidence that you tried.
Sorry I'm late, sir. I had a photoshoot over at Memebase.
"I'm self-employed. But I still feel like violating the dress code sometimes."