I thought being HALL monitor was bad ! But THIS.... THIS is just WRONG !!!!

I've often thought of taking flying lessons. The only problem is that I'm afraid of heights, machines, high speeds, parachutes, and dying. My Magic Cape will have to do.

SUCTION CUPS You thought cats couldn't get any cooler. You were wrong.

Hmmm...If I break a lamp & no one is around to hear it break...did I really break it?

I got it on mai last trip tu Indya! he thort he wuz tufer dan a haus kitteh!

Oh, my! COBWEBS! Guess he was away longer than I thought.