Tis be mah profile picture for da laaadiess

deh wil neber suspekt a fing.

THIS IS A TEST OF THE EMERGENCY BROADCAT SYSTEM

kittehz r alwayz gud to haz wen derz an emerjensee.

This. This is why you've no girlfriend.

aifinkso dis gaym needz moar kittehs.

This Is Warmer Then Teh Laptop

itz alsew warmer den ur mudder-in-law.

Dis mai sexi luk

u mite wanna werk on dat wun...

This means war....

iz dat we iz callin werk nowadayz?

dis bunny slipper hazza heartbeat!