I don't always raid your wine cabinet. But when I do, I make sure to leave you the cheap stuff.

I don't always walk around the house naked, Oh wait, Yes I do.

I don't always lie on the footpath But when I do, I cause as much disruption to your free passage as possible

I won't always shed on your black skirt. But when I do, I... Oh, wait... yes I will.

I don't always self-medicate, but when I do, it makes me vibrate.

I don't always drink beer But when I do, it will be yours