I don't always raid your wine cabinet. But when I do, I make sure to leave you the cheap stuff.
I don't always walk around the house naked, Oh wait, Yes I do.
I don't always lie on the footpath But when I do, I cause as much disruption to your free passage as possible
I won't always shed on your black skirt. But when I do, I... Oh, wait... yes I will.
I don't always self-medicate, but when I do, it makes me vibrate.
I don't always drink beer But when I do, it will be yours
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