I don't always tempt you to rub my belly. But when I do, I make sure to latch onto you with all my claws and teeth when you try to.

Don't be mean; BE MEME! Meme Animals is just a click away!

I don't always cross-dress, but when I do... I like to scam free cheezburgers at Wendys.

duz dat meen u alsew noez teh way 2 neberland?

Stay furry my friends

I DON'T ALWASYS DRINK DOS EQUIS, BUT WHEN I DO, I GET SUED BY ITS AD AGENCY.