I don't always extend my claws while walking on you
but when I do my paws are on your crotch
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I don't always get a sudden urge to poop
But when I do, you're cleaning out the litter box
I don't always sleep on the bed when your husband is out of town,
but when I do, I spend half the night staring down the dark hallway as though I see an ax murderer. At least until you get up to check.
I don't always want to cuddle but when I do I just ate wet food and smell like tuna.
I don't always sit on your bed but when I do, you're making it.
I don't always puke by your bed.
But when I do, I make sure you step in it.
I don't always meow but when I do
It's four in the morning.
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