Nao ai lay me daon to rest A pyle of buuks up on mah deskkk If ai shud dye bfore ai wakes dats won less test i habs to takes

WHY YES, I COULD HAV EFOUND A MORE INCONVENIENT PLACE TO LAY DOWN. DON'T TEST ME, MORTAL.

If teh nayburs wantz to tawk abowt paternaty tests, I'z nawt heer.

so iz ai pregint or nawt?

Teh rezult caem bak awn ur IQ tezt... it wuz negativ.

Stop animal testing!! Whaddaya mean I onlee haz 5 minutes left?