THIS IS A TEST OF THE EMERGENCY BROADCAT SYSTEM
kittehz r alwayz gud to haz wen derz an emerjensee.
I can haz passed sobrity test...
ai swayrz ai haznt bin drinkin, occifur!
Nao ai lay me daon to rest A pyle of buuks up on mah deskkk If ai shud dye bfore ai wakes dats won less test i habs to takes
WHY YES, I COULD HAV EFOUND A MORE INCONVENIENT PLACE TO LAY DOWN. DON'T TEST ME, MORTAL.
If teh nayburs wantz to tawk abowt paternaty tests, I'z nawt heer.
so iz ai pregint or nawt?
Teh rezult caem bak awn ur IQ tezt... it wuz negativ.
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