If cats could talk They Wouldn't
An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree and the owl turns to the squirrel and says... nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.
Brian and Phil were the talk of the party with their Batman and Elton John costumes.
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