Nao ai lay me daon to rest

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Nao ai lay me daon to rest
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Nao ai lay me daon to rest A pyle of buuks up on mah deskkk If ai shud dye bfore ai wakes dats won less test i habs to takes

Despite advanced 3-D modeling,

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Despite advanced 3-D modeling, scientists still can't figure out how a 3-lb, 2-foot long cat can take up six couch cushions.

I'll take my breakfast

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I'll take my breakfast in bed at 8:00. And make sure my orange juice is fresh squeezed this time.

THIS is what I have to work with?

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THIS is what I have to work with?
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Here is a list of my demands. Now take them to the hoomans and tell them once they're met I'll release the dog. Okai, but dis is just an old McDonalds receipt....