THIS is what I have to work with?

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Here is a list of my demands. Now take them to the hoomans and tell them once they're met I'll release the dog. Okai, but dis is just an old McDonalds receipt....

That's a good price for 6 pounds of cuteness!

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Money-saving tip: Join a warehouse club, make adorable purchases in bulk

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