You keep shouting "Call 911" I feel you should ask politely
Come on, guys! I don't care if we are penquins. The water's frickin' cold! Can't we just order in?
So, itz true dat hoomans come frum dust and return to dust wen dey die... ...den u better luk under here. Cause sum wun iz either comin or goin
Dere iz dis stuf called toofpast I culd intraduce u if u'd lik
OMG! Really people? The dining table? Here's a thought: how about restricting your little freak show to the bedroom?