Stupid dog, I told him sleeping in the microwave was a bad idea...

I can explain it to you but I can't understand it for you.

Breaking News - Lolcat Saves Hooman Frum Stoopy Flud

Why is it dat wen we r about to do sumpin reely stoopid Ceiling Cat jus sitz dere an lets us do it?

No no no chainmail onlee proteks you frum meh claws if YOU wear it. Stoopy hoomin.

Why offer "A Word to the Wise" when it's the stupid ones that could really use the advice....