No, this has nothing to do with the fact that the three dachsunds next door were found tied together like sausage links and were hung outside the butcher's.
Nuffin liek some good mischief to liven up da weekend.
Dunt try to stop me an dunt tell Ma.... I'z off to join teh Circus
Tempting, but no. I'll wait until it's dangling by your neck before I attack.
Ai nebber lieked dat hoodie enneeways.
This is nothing... Wait until he sees the box it came in.
AI LUB BAWKSES DA MOST!
Stephen hawking should take lessons on string theory from me. I understand it better than anyone else.
Ai cud teech u lawts ob things about physicks.
For now is teh time when all ob teh world shall tremble at my...
MAN'S BEST FRIEND.
Cyoot puppehs and funneh goggies: I Has a Hotdog has 'em all!