My name is Gulliver and I ate all the Lilliputians.
Yes, young one, it is true. Our early ancestors used to live outdoors and catch their own food before we domesticated the humans.
An den, dey gabe me a baf.... it wuz awful. snif.
NO, NO, PLEASE GO ON WITH YOUR STORY. THE WAY YOUR DENTURES CLICK LIKE CASTANETS WHEN YOU TALK IS FASCINATING.
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