Wait! Wait! You haven't heard the best part!
So there was this guy! He did a thing! No, I start over. Okay.
Wun ob our amayzing users, Guy Collins, haz maed dis lubley, tuching videoh abowt a stray kitteh hoo dreemz ob memes and ob finding a foreber hoam. Fankies, Mr. Collinz. Iz byootifulz!
an den frodo an da sebben dwarfs simply walked into mordor srsly, yuz gonna haf to lern tu read...
He said I had a cool story, and called me bro!
In theory, Thomas the tank engine and pals could not make it because of the sleeping kitteh, and they all died, except for the kitteh. now go to bed.