My eyes

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My eyes are down here, lady. Stop staring at my rack.

Stitches Must Be Destroyed!

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Okay hoomin, the Cone of Shame will keep me from biting my rear... ... but NOTHING can stop the butt-scoot.

He woulda preferred "yield"

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So I says to this purty thing, "Hey, baby, what's your sign?" And she says, "Stop."