Stalks his prey
He had you micro-chipped?
Sounds like stalking to me
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Good try, kitty, but you're not big enough to sneak silently yet.
♪Iz bringing creepy back, dem humans don't know 'bout my sneak attack♪
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You can send me creepy letters and camp out in my yard for as long as you like!
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Being the prey for a natural-born "predator" has never been so endearing/cute.
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You say "Psycho" like it's a bad thing. . .
Iz it tiem alweddy?