Female spiders eat the males after mating because collecting life insurance is easier than collecting child support.
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did somebody say SPIDER?!?!
if u no leik spidr u wont liek dis eitha
Cyoot puppehs and funneh goggies: I Has a Hotdog has 'em all!
Well, okay, Ghost Kitty and Cat Spider aren't really puns, and Rocket Kitty doesn't work unless it's Rockitty... but three-and-a-half outta six ain't bad! - Matty Malaprop
I saw a spider. It was massive.
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