Yes Bruce, I am God.
Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!
Ai haz enjoyd mai tiem on ur unyoozhul an qwaynt lil planut, but ai muss go noaw, mai yooniberse needs me
sew lawn, an fankiez fer all teh toona!
God speed, space kittehs!
So where are YOU gonna sleep?
Will u moovz iffin ai buyz u a bettur bed?
My pursonal space haz an invashun
CAT PLACEMENT Always maximize the amount of space you take away from the humans