Little wite snoman wiv three coloured buttunz Shinee dots fingy an wite catnip cushion Sparkly balls, mousie an fevvers on string These are a few uv mai favorite fings!
Put your left paw out...
OOhh...DECK THE HALLS WITH BUSHELS OF CATNIP FA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA
I once bit a man in Reno just to watch him cry
Wayk up in da mornin feelin lik a kitteh
They see me rollin'... ...they chase after me with their pants round their ankles, screaming "COME BACK WITH THAT YOU LITTLE FURRY BASTARD !!!"
I will now play you the song of my people--in D minor
Ohai, Cheezfrends! Come back tomorrow to learn about our first ever ICHC scavenger hunt!