Life is like a flower with a frog inside.
You stick your nose in it so you can enjoy the fragrance, something licks you and you think, "What the hell was that?"
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You smoke like a chimbly, drink like a fish, swear like a sailor and have the morals of an alley cat. I think I love you.
SHEESH! WAITIN FUR DAD TO TAKE MAH PICHUR IZ KINDA LIEK WACHIN DIS GRASS GRO.
NO, NO, PLEASE GO ON WITH YOUR STORY. THE WAY YOUR DENTURES CLICK LIKE CASTANETS WHEN YOU TALK IS FASCINATING.