You're perfect for me!

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You smoke like a chimbly, drink like a fish, swear like a sailor and have the morals of an alley cat. I think I love you.

NO, NO,

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NO, NO, PLEASE GO ON WITH YOUR STORY. THE WAY YOUR DENTURES CLICK LIKE CASTANETS WHEN YOU TALK IS FASCINATING.

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