And as stated

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And as stated in sub-paragraph 5: awl ur soulz are belong to me As well as awl ur moneez, ur girlfriend, ur fridge... U can keep da gog Inishul heer, heer an heer

He woulda preferred "yield"

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So I says to this purty thing, "Hey, baby, what's your sign?" And she says, "Stop."

THOMASINA SOON CAME TO REGRET

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THOMASINA SOON CAME TO REGRET HAVING STOLEN THAT CAKE FROM ALICE. BUT TEH SIGN ON TEH CAEK SED "EAT ME"

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