What a fool I was!
u btr refink wat ur about 2 do...
ai kant taek all teh stoopit...
Cyoot puppehs and funneh goggies: I Has a Hotdog has 'em all!
Cough cough. I think I have the black lung, pops. You're just gonna have to dote on me for the rest of the day.
Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!
Why no, I didn't plan this. Why would I do that.
Fire up the Netflix, ma, this is prime TV-marathon time!