KAMAKAZI!!!1!

You keep shouting "Call 911" I feel you should ask politely

Imperial walkers approaching!

Filling in for the rooster who has laryngitis

There's no Toilet Paper in here!!!!

"GIB ME LIVER TREAT OR GIB ME DETH!!"

Why can't you ever talk about the times I DON'T pee on your shoes?! You never mention THOSE!