Wuz yore hare suppose to kum owt dat kolor?

My balogna had a first name?!? That's horrible!

Honey? Get the cat carrier. We have to take Tiger to the Vet. I'm a CAT?

So, itz true dat hoomans come frum dust and return to dust wen dey die... ...den u better luk under here. Cause sum wun iz either comin or goin

OMG! Really people? The dining table? Here's a thought: how about restricting your little freak show to the bedroom?