DAMMIT! Have you been travelling with Dr Who again?
As a matter of fact, I have been. Wait. I mean, YOU must have been.
Ai fink the Tardis mite be busted, tho.
Okay, so we're both chubby. At least I can clean myself.
aifinkso boaf ob u shud avoyd anee lyonz u c tho...
Okay. Fine. I've done it ur way Now u has 2 do it my way and lick urself clean
Note 2 self: no sneez in whipped creme.
Self-satisfyd googie. Iz bery pleazed wif himself.
I has a self-grilling hot dog!