For cryin' out loud Larry! Ai seds not to drop it on mai foot!?!
No, nothings wrong, why do you keep asking that? I'm fine, thank you, JUST-FREAKIN-FINE!!!
Yah, yah, I see ya over there, splashin' an makin' a scene. "Halp halp I'm drowning!" Pffft. Drama queen.
Skratchy post not as gud it no skreem n cry like u
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