Ah, quit your screaming. I washed my paws in the toilet bowl after I used the litterbox.
For cryin' out loud Larry! Ai seds not to drop it on mai foot!?!
No, nothings wrong, why do you keep asking that? I'm fine, thank you, JUST-FREAKIN-FINE!!!
Yah, yah, I see ya over there, splashin' an makin' a scene. "Halp halp I'm drowning!" Pffft. Drama queen.
Skratchy post not as gud it no skreem n cry like u