SCREAMING AT INANIMATE OBJECTS ALWAYS MAKES THEM WORK BETTER

Ah, quit your screaming. I washed my paws in the toilet bowl after I used the litterbox.

For cryin' out loud Larry! Ai seds not to drop it on mai foot!?!

No, nothings wrong, why do you keep asking that? I'm fine, thank you, JUST-FREAKIN-FINE!!!