cyoorious kitteh wantz 2 noez wut happinz if u separayt.
Scratch it? Good heavens, what for? Does it have an itch?
It took me 17 hours to wind this rope around this pillar And now you tell me I'm supposed to scratch it off again?
i warned you not to make me come up here
Hoominz is teh best skratchin postz!
An den, dey gabe me a baf.... it wuz awful. snif.