I don't always cross-dress, but when I do... I like to scam free cheezburgers at Wendys.
duz dat meen u alsew noez teh way 2 neberland?
this scam is totally working
all we has to do is pretend to be in love and the stoopie hoomans can't wait to give us all kinds of yummy noms
tiem 2 eets!
dis not r trap, swayrz
Got e-mail frum Nigerian philanthropist. Sez he found my bukkit. Needz elebendy thouzend dollerz for shipping and handling to mail back to me
How did you lose your bukkit in the first place?